Lmzso

Laughing my zebra stripes off

John - Wow what a chode mister
Mike - Lmzso

by Zebratacular January 29, 2009

Lawson

Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.

“I go into the closets and come out with...”
“Bro stop being a Lawson!”

by MatchaCoke April 21, 2022

LMSO

Laughing my shirt off - a variation of LMAO. Often followed up by "AFITAC!" "and feeding it to a cow!" as popularized by the British gangsta-gypsy-rock band Larrikin Love's song On Sussex Downs.

Ed is so Rubbish that I was LMSO AFITAC!

by K8 'n' Sandy January 14, 2007

lmso

When one laughs their shit out <3

" hahahaha i think i just laughed my shit out "
" wow my shit has been laughed out "
" let me check, i think i shit my pants "
" lmso mayyyyne "

by Latique January 6, 2008

lmwao

Laughing My Wog Ass Off

Someone makes a funny joke online in a chat you say "lmwao"

by LaUzY April 28, 2004

the joe lawson

To outright steal money. To say you're going to get something for so many dollars, then send half and keep all the money.

Ted: I can't believe he only sent me half

Fred: Dude, you totally got the joe lawson

by TUT20BG3 December 26, 2009

LMSO

Acronym, Meaning Laughing my Sh** out.

If you're on a date 'oh Look baby I laughed so hard I sh**'
"LMSO!'

by P.B.B July 3, 2007