KYS

KYS means kick your son, if little Timmy is being naughty, KYS

Dad 2-Your son is being a meanie poo poo, KYS.
Dad 1- I already tried but he’s to squirmy.
Dad 3- here give him some of these pills to calm him down
(Gives unknown pills to Dad 1)
Dad 1- Okay
(Dad 1 goes home)
Dad 1- Okay Timmy where are you

Timmy- I’m over here
Dad 1- Okay take these
(Timmy karate chops them out of Dad 1’s hand, and shoves it down his throat)
News caster 1- Yesterday little Timmy viscously killed his father with pills.
News caster 2- And he has now been sent to a insane asylum for life.
News caster 1- He keeps saying my dad tried to KYS, then the cops taser him for telling them to kill themselves.
News caster 2- wow that kid has serious mental problems

by KYS_bitch January 5, 2020

KYS

Short term for "Kiss Your Sock"

Hey bro go KYS
But bro... I don't want to kiss my sock

by KomplexKey October 7, 2021

kys

An overused abbreviation by teenagers that run out of arguments or can't take opinions and think that suicide is funny.

Person 1: I personally disagree with this popularity of Hetelia
Person 2: kys

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

ky$

The shitty catchphrase popularized by the League of Legends player DyroniaVTZ, a salty booster including his outrageous deaths

/all Ky$
Ky$

by Barneys Cousin January 5, 2017

KYS

A short and clear abbreviation of kill yourself.

Tom Said, "Oi you cheeky cunt, KYS"

by Dazbous Linicus June 26, 2016

KYS

It's the Danish word for "kiss" or Kill YourSelf

Person1: Hej vil du kysse/Hey do you want to kiss
Person2: Go kys mate

by Originalxd March 16, 2017

kys

Stands for "Koala You Slow"
Commonly used to describe airheads.
"Dana kys"
AKA: "Dana you're dense"

John hints to Dana the location of the treasure. Dana doesn't get it.
John: "Gosh Dana kys"

by Weowx123 May 28, 2020