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Kristen

a really nice, sweet, and kind girl. Usually very smart, sometimes shy, and has a weird side. Has strong opinions, but is undecisve on certain topics. She is great MORE THAN A FRIEND material, and does not get her heart broken easily. She can also be VERY pretty or cute
"OMG! Kristen is soo nice!!" "Yea, she's such a sweetheart! And She's smart too!!" "Kristen has it all!!
by EpicuteKat November 30, 2010
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Kristen

An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind . Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
Person (Ie Andrew): Hello Kristen, your so beautiful, and amazing, I just can't seem to get you off my mind !

Kristen:Thank you.
by Andrew McNeill February 15, 2009
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Kristen

A sweet girl who has golden, steel mesh, titanium guts. A lady of grace & wisdom who will remind you that there's more to a woman than physical beauty. A true friend who will be there until the end no matter where she has to pick your butt up or drive you to... even if it's down a dirt road that falls into a canal on an Indian Reservation, the prego room at rehab with her ownself, or God forbid ICU or worse- she'll be there... and she I'll still give you crap about gas money to make you laugh. But if you reachout you'll find more Kristens than you knew existed.
Kristen is a common 80s name but an uncommon ideal.
by KristenCallaway June 10, 2018
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Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.
Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009
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Kitten Soft

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.
by zojo86 November 13, 2013
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kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.
"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."
by fendingo March 12, 2014
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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