The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
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by IamsRightAlways June 2, 2018
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Get the keekd mug.Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes
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“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
by De Zohan May 8, 2021
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wow. she looks like a real Keekaroo.
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