cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)

Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.

by Dolfer January 9, 2010

Jeggings

Synthetic tubes which teenage girls squish their legs into in order to create the illusion of a ridiculously tight pair of skinny jeans. Should never be worn. Ever. Hurts my eyes.

Sally: Hey, do you like my new jeggings?
Kate: No. Please burn them.

by Frankly Mr Shankly April 4, 2011

juggling

Juggling, what a juggler does. It is a sport or an art, whatever you decide it to be.

Juggling makes your brain bigger.

by Lin++ March 29, 2005

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.

"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"

by Deigned May 13, 2009

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020