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Joyced

Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.

Oh man, you’ve been joyced.
by jeff ethan August 14, 2022
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Joyce

Joyce…Joyce…Joyce. A name that quite literally means LORD. If you met a Joyce, or is lucky enough to befriend her, then you truly or a lucky person. Joyce is fun, bright, cheerful! However, get on her bad side and you be curse with terror. Joyce might forgive easily, but she remembers every bad thing you did to her. So, if you ever encounter a Joyce make sure to pause and say hi! Who knows? If you guys get along, then prepared to be her Ride or Die!
“Hey Joyce,um your boyfriend and I kinda….slept together-“
“*Glare* I will remember this.”
by Little-Miss-Emotional April 21, 2022
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mommy joyce

mommy joyce is a very gorgeous and beautiful girl. she’s a sexy and attractive mommy, she will be such a hot milf <3🤰. most of the time she just sits by her own, doin smart girl stuff, while looking hot and cute at the same time. she’s not a real mommy yet, but she got the perfect requirements to be a good one. mommy joyce is supermercy, she’s also a feminist approved by me, i would elect her rn.
person: eyo mommy, my delicious juce

mommy joyce: hey chawtyy
by bumblingsumbees April 24, 2022
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Joyce

The type of street hooker who would give you a discount if you let her eat your scrum
Joyce gave me a freebie once she realized I was opened to rimjobs
by Mzizzle17 September 19, 2022
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Joyced

A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.
Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced

Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.

Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
by Wingnut55 October 1, 2022
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Joyce

Oh my lord, if u know someone named Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfriend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.
I liked Joyce ever since I met her. She is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you.
by EveryPersonSheKnows October 5, 2022
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Joyce Kinney

Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.

She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.

Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
by alekschentseto October 17, 2022
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