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Joyced

To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
by Shmooky September 25, 2020
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Joyced

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.

Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.

EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 20, 2022
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JOYCED

Being fucked over like what the Qantas CEO has done to all his employees
I've been joyced.
by Jmc1238 July 21, 2022
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Joyced

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:

1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 22, 2022
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Joyced

Qantas totally joyced me.

I've been working here for 40 years and after all that they Joyced me.
by Smithers777 July 26, 2022
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Joyced

Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.

Oh man, you’ve been joyced.
by jeff ethan August 14, 2022
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Joyce

Joyce…Joyce…Joyce. A name that quite literally means LORD. If you met a Joyce, or is lucky enough to befriend her, then you truly or a lucky person. Joyce is fun, bright, cheerful! However, get on her bad side and you be curse with terror. Joyce might forgive easily, but she remembers every bad thing you did to her. So, if you ever encounter a Joyce make sure to pause and say hi! Who knows? If you guys get along, then prepared to be her Ride or Die!
“Hey Joyce,um your boyfriend and I kinda….slept together-“
“*Glare* I will remember this.”
by Little-Miss-Emotional April 21, 2022
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