the joy of anal

there are many ways to go about anal. there's:

hittin the shit
tappin the crap
poundin the brown
tool in the stool
humpin the rump
nudgin the fudge
fun in the buns
loosen the caboose
willy in her nilly
goo in the poo
what what in the butt
grindin the behind
floodin the mud
cock in the sock
fruity in the booty
nailin the tail
horn in the corn
rocket in the chocolate
cum in the bum
skeet in her seat
soup in the poop
blastin her ass
spank her with your wanker
pole in the hole
gush in the tush
gung ho in the bunghole
gunk in the trunk
peek in the cheeks
reckin the rectum
pattin the scat
spewage in her sewage
herdin her turds
dong in the wrong
spurt in the hurt
mining the hiney
fuckin the muck
snu-snu in the poo-poo
bumpin the dump
sink in the stink
cack in the crack
hung in her dung
tryin the pipes
screwin the doo
peer in the rear
partin a fart
shapin the gape
heinous with her anus

the joy of anal

by vinny tests the birdie December 20, 2009

Joy-Beth

A Joy-Beth is love, kindness, patience and personality. Everyone loves to hang out with a Joy-Beth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. Joy-Beths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. They love to be left alone while shopping. They hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. Joy-Beth's are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-Joy-Beth. A Joy-Beth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a Joy-Beth. She is loyal, trustworthy and honest. Joy-Beth's are always considered aswesome, although non-Joy-Beth's may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a Joy-Beth because of their subpar awesomeness. Joy-Beth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality...may often be taken for granted until the non-Joy-Beth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a boob they are.

I found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn't compare to a Joy-Beth!

I went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that I should've tried harder to get the position. It was a Joy-Beth opportunity!

A great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of Joy-Beths!

by JBeeindahouse February 5, 2010

joy despret

lobster thermidor stealing wrench.

‘Let’s kill all the joy desprets’ -Juno Birch

by dryocean June 8, 2020

Love Joy

The feelings you have when you first fall in love. When you are just overwhelmed with joy each time you see your lover. Can be present tense or past.

Amy Winehouse used the term in her song "stronger then you" As in "I am not feeling any of your love joy anymore" when singing to her drunken boyfriend.

by timothypaulperry July 29, 2011

Joy juice

Semen or vaginal secretions.

I can smell her joy juice in your breath.

by Jay E. May 25, 2003

Kinder Joy

कट गया

Bhai bandi ne mera kinder joy kar diya

by Gangrelated August 1, 2020

Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!

A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!

by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023