slot jockey

Gambler who sticks mostly to playing slot machines rather than table games.

Person A: What to play craps?

Person B: Naw. I'm a slot jockey. Sit me down on my favorite machine and I can play all night!

by kittyangel October 15, 2010

Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

camel jockey

A racist insult for a person of arabian origin.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner April 20, 2006

flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

gin-jockey

Archaic term used to describe a white australian male with a preclusion or habit of consensual heterosexual sex with aboriginal women or gins.

Rob's fishing trips are always interupted by his "breaks" at the mission,the fucking gin-jockey slut.

by blasterass February 18, 2005