Jobbie

Scottish slang for shit.

Ya stupid, jobbie !!!

by Dr.Pricks July 28, 2022

Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."

by Tttessy November 7, 2023

Jobby

Jobby is a very smart person

Oh wow that person is so good at school, yeah that must be a jobby

by wuhrwoihreowehirewr October 18, 2022

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.

I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother

by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025

Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021

jobby bones

a guy that is good

Rohan: who is this kid
Dylan: He is a pure jobby bones

by joshtacos27 October 23, 2022