The woman with the worlds largest scream at 129 dB, measured when her husband inserted his meat rod in the wrong hole.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 01, 2017
"Someone spilled the jills all over this urinal at Chipotle."
"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"
"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"
by Bdwg November 25, 2007
by Pugwash2080 April 11, 2009
A type of partnered dance competition popular in swing dance where the leaders and followers are matched randomly.
"You were awesome in that Jack and Jill."
"Thanks. I've never danced with that follow before, so I was a little worried at first, but our styles actually synced up pretty well."
"Thanks. I've never danced with that follow before, so I was a little worried at first, but our styles actually synced up pretty well."
by Lamdba November 02, 2011
Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!
by Terry January 28, 2004
by pussyxxxmonkeydick January 17, 2016
a story thats either too short or too long that ultimately ends up going nowhere. It has no real point and usually justs ends in everyone laughing AT the person who told the story.
Vick: wow
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story
by leg September 27, 2005