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thomas jefferson

One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:
Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.

Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.

Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.
by Jay Jay the Jet Plane January 2, 2005
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thomas jefferson 76’s

How to tell hypebeasts that they got old shoes
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Curly Jefferson

When a man, who doesn’t manscape his pubic hair, is balls deep in a girl’s mouth, making it look like she has a beard.
I thought about giving her the Portuguese Breakfast, but instead I blessed her with a Curly Jefferson.
by ChrisStone October 1, 2018
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George Jefferson

1) A true nigga.
2) Innovator of the word "honky"
1) I feel like George Jefferson.
2) "Weezy, you actin' like one of them honkies!"
-George Jefferson
by stepyagameup August 23, 2006
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Curly Jefferson

You see curly jefferson over there he only smokes dank
by man spider August 31, 2016
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thomas jefferson middle school

a school located in edison new jersey where no one knows how to act. they’re all fake white basic bitchass locals that don’t get the jokes the normal kids tell. the white girls all have ‘depression and anxiety’ and talk about it constantly. they’re all just so fucking annoying, they don’t know how to be humans and it shows.
imagine actually liking thomas jefferson middle school , can’t relate.
by dumbasses smd April 25, 2019
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drop a Jefferson

The president on the two-dollar bill is Thomas Jefferson. To drop a Jefferson is to go to the bathroom number 2 style.
"Hey brochacho! Where you going?"

"It's taco Tuesday man, I gottsta drop a Jefferson!
by mrmonkeyhumper April 16, 2011
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