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A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
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A country-metal rock band out of Burlington Vermont. Formed in early 2008 Jesus Vanacho is five members consisting of piano, drums two guitars, and bass.
by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009
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Get the Nike Air Jerusalem mug.A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.
The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.
The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.
Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!
by spacekc929 June 29, 2011
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by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009
Get the Who Froze Jesus? mug.A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
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