Insanely hot guitarist for the Best Band On This Worthless Fucking Earth (AFI). Has
hella rad hair and
awesome fashion sense. His playing is truly, truly beyond, and he has a kick-ass singing voice. (Listen to Story at Three on the Art of Drowning
CD). Next to Daveyvocals, the most important member of AFI. Probably (no offense to Davey) the best songwriter in the band. Also has the most fucking radly super awsome sense of humor. Gets blown up with Adamdrums and Hunterbass on a bridge in Prauge in the Silver and Cold video while they were rushing to try and stop Davey from killing himself. Also the whole
Girl's Not Grey video takes place in a magical
pink-tinged land in his crotch, and he executes some gravity-defying stage moves in The Leaving Song Part 2. Many
people (including I) would gladly sacrifice their lives and give him a heart translant or something if he needed it. Probably prevented a few
people from killing themselves. Should be elected president.
"Hackey
bag foot
sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake." -Jade
"Jeebus! Those are great things to receive! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut once and it sucked. Ans I said, "Hey, this damn wlanut totally sucks."-Jade
" I remember Adam AFI
Drummer gave me this crappy peice of binder
paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some has checks by them, some had stars and some were underlined but I already knew how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-ass peice of dumb binder
paper in the damn garbage."-Jade