jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

Jacob

A funny, sporty, sweet, smart, down to earth, gorgeous man. Knows how to say all the right things to turn your day around. Can bring a smile to your face with one look at him and your heart will race while your mind loses track of everything. Gives the best hugs on earth and is comforting when needed. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He can make you the happiest girl on earth. He's someone you'll never want to lose, and someone you'll never forget. He'd make the best boyfriend ever.

Jacob

by Laina_C September 22, 2012

Jacob

Jacob may not be all that in looks and he knows that, but he will treat his girlfriend like a queen, he kind, sensitive, smart, and funny. He knows how to make you laugh and he can honestly make you feel happy all the time, he is really good with words, but sometimes he total brain farts. He would never EVER hurt an animal unless it hurts them and same with a person, and he's never afraid to prove a point. He loves to play games especially Rocket League, HE ADDICTED TO THE DANG GAME, but honestly has a hard life. Even though he has a hard life, he still smiles because he doesn't want you to feel bad about him. But he knows all the time whether he'll make you happy or sad. I know this because I am a Jacob, I am not trying to say all this because I am a Jacob I am just telling the truth.

Jacob is really nice

by John Jacob Singletary December 7, 2017

jacob

Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!

Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!

by Danielle205255 January 27, 2017

Jacob

A man with a massive penis that is just wow I can't even explain how big it is. He is sexy,got a giant dick and has a giant penis. Oh and did I say he has a huge dick well he does. It towers above all men raining down on the unworthy my oh my that is great

''Wow look at that jacob''
''What even is that,I need it inside of me''

by Santaswagswag December 8, 2013

jacobism

A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.

Billy tried to jacob his friends, and now they all hate him. Thus is jacobism.

by nonjacober October 13, 2016

Jacob Rogers

A very very mean person who will steal your pencils and hit you with them. He is also very tall.

Jacob Rogers is so mean

by Y’allireallydontcare January 24, 2019