Jonas Brothers 

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.

1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.

Jonas Brothers by Jonas?? August 2, 2009

Jonas Haukås 

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.

Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.

Jonas Haukås by Hattemannen November 2, 2020

Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.

#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!

Jonas Hoes by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008

Jonas Salk Middle School 

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

Jonas Salk Middle School by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019

jonas bridges 

Jonas is also known as daddy, goodbye :)

Jonas bridges is daddy

jonas bridges by Daddyjonasbridges February 8, 2017

Jonas Armstrong 

An amazing and sexy Irish actor who played Robin Hood on BBC's Robin Hood.

Did you see the season finale of Robin Hood? OMG, Jonas Armstrong was absolutely gorgeous in it!!!

Jonas Armstrong by faerie00 February 6, 2010

Jonas Brothers 

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.

Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??

Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.

Jonas Brothers by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008