John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"

we are really going to invite john he is a cunt

John by metaFaggot November 28, 2016

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John

Has a small dick

Johns dick is small

John by I am livid May 23, 2018

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John

The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is handsome and brave. He will protect you and take care of you. He can be witty and funny. When talking about certain subjects he can get a little fired up. He does not like large red headed women so stay away. He enjoys classical music, the symphony, the ballet, and playing guitar. He is a lover of fine wines.

Did you notice how positively John he is? Yes, I can't stop thinking about the Johnness of it all.

John by geezelouise March 5, 2014

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John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.

John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!

John by Yosher January 2, 2017

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