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johnny depp

SoOoOoO sexy!!! I only like the little cholos or black guyz, but DAMN!!! Seriouzly, that is probly the finest white man ever, plus he looks better in makeup than I do.
Me and my sister wanna rape Johnny Depp cuz he is so fine!
by Rixa October 28, 2003
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Johnny Depp

This is the perfect definition of Johnny Depp: 1.sexiest man alive 2.most talented actor ever 3.greatest personality 4. best humanitarian 5. and just simply the BEST at everything!
I love u Johnny Depp, im ur BIGGEST FAN EVER!
by Melissa Depp July 15, 2004
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Johnny Depp

He wears eyeliner and looks good... there's certainly a problem.
He would be so much more sexier if someone would show him how to apply his blush right!
by anonymous March 2, 2004
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johnny depp

fine handsome and oh so funny in pirates of the caribeann
when he is drunk and when he is not in the movie
by kofu!!! August 13, 2003
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johnny depp

A shit actor, his films blow, Tim Burton blows, and notice how most every definition mentions his looks before any actual acting ability.
Stupid preteen: "Johnny Depp is so hot"
Rational person: "Who gives a fuck he can't act"
by 0wn August 1, 2007
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Johnny Depp

A guy who can't grow a proper beard
Johnny Depp can't grow a proper beard

Your beard is as lame a Johnny Depp's
by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019
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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is often a hot, sexy, steaming actor. However, this definition refers to the song made about him by Amy Anne.

This definition can also refer to the song made about him by Carol Medina (which is a different song with different lyrics, not a cover of the Amy Anne version)
Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear

You've got tattoos, one said "Winona"

I know
But you broke up with her
And now it just says "Wino"

Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE

Well, you like girls with foreign accents,
tiny waists, I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would
Probably deserve...

Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE
by BabyIt'sColdOutside April 14, 2019
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