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Jobbie

Jobbie is a Scottish slang word for poo or shit
Ahh mate a need a big jobbie
by Moan the GERS January 24, 2020
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jobby

basically the Scottish word for shit or poop.
am away for a jobby mate. (i'm away for a shit mate)
by n9qv February 17, 2020
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Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.
My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.
by smoothbravo January 29, 2023
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Jobby

Jobby... the definition of a big fat shite that's also a ghoasty
I've just took a brunny jobby
by Deanno October 8, 2023
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Jobby

A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human.

Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.
"I like to crochet, but in the winter it becomes my Jobby."

"Nah, that's not a serious vendor, thats someone with a Jobby. if theyre still here and selling in 3 years, then theyre serious."
by Tttessy November 7, 2023
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Jobby

A hobby that becomes more like a job.
Watering the yard started off as a hobby but it's become more of a jobby.
by Cavebilly January 21, 2024
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
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