Jesus 

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

Jesus by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus 

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

Jesus by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020

Jesus 

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you

"Do you own a Jesus?"

Jesus by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020

Jesus 

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

Jesus by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

Jesus 

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

Jesus by SnO-b December 15, 2020

Jesus 

Breakfast of champions.

What'd you have for breakfast today, Billy?
I had myself a nice slice of Jesus.

Jesus by Kacei October 28, 2008

jesus 

a mythological figure which is central to christianity.

there's no real evidence that jesus existed, in fact the whole jesus story seems to be based on older pagan myths.

"do you believe in jesus?"

"no, wtf. do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

jesus by beeba September 16, 2006