Jesus

Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart

Jesus melody thinks u cute

by BBYGAB October 10, 2019

Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.

Jesus is cute

I'd smash all kinds of ways

by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018

Jesus

Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L

I got Jesus pregnant

by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019

Jesus

Somebody who does the t-pose on a giant cross and supports T-series.

Hey see that indian guy over there? He is a Jesus.

by julianlake March 5, 2020

Jesus

Ewan McGregor

Jesus used the highground to defeat the Antichrist.

by Noobmaster6969420 August 26, 2019

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Jesus

The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.

Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.

by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020