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Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018
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Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.
Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019
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A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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Daddy that birthdededed me
by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019
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