jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

jerkbros

horny guys who jerk off togehter

me and my college roomie were jerkbros for almost four years

by whack addict February 9, 2014

herky jerk

to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.

stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.

damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.

honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.

by McWinner March 7, 2010

glory jerk

an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...

Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".

by bottomboy tj May 30, 2018

full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

Quantum Jerk

Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.

"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"

by MX29 December 8, 2019

avant-jerk

The hegemony of "avant-garde" and "circlejerk". It epitomizes internet circles, primarily those who are overly fond of memes.

Wojak pfp #1: UHU BASED JANNYPILLED TRAD WIFE GIGACHAD SOYBOY DAS POOPENFARTEN PILL COPE SEETHE

Me: woah there, that avant-jerk, I bet you're able to repel women within a five-mile radius.

by Also Sprach The Autist May 21, 2021