The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
Get the JD Hodgesmug. A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.
by the dolleylama July 30, 2009
Get the JD walkermug. A jd is someone who is very hot and sexy and very athletic. but once you get to know them they throw you under the bus! A jd knows how to get girls and and will use them until the next one comes around . If you ever meet a jd don’t get distracted by his cuteness RUN!
Girl:wow look at jd he is so hot
Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.
Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.
by JG1234567 March 9, 2019
Get the JDmug. by Brazzers:Haze June 4, 2021
Get the JDmug. a word used to define a person that's so fucking crazy and horny that he'd get his entire class an incident report within the first week of school
"Did you hear what happened? His entire class got detention because he kept on moaning during the test."
"That's so JD core of him."
"That's so JD core of him."
by kakazoozoo November 26, 2023
Get the JDmug.