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JD

JD is a very good boy, perhaps he loves his name. He is a worldwide known philosopher . He respond to your statements immediately as a sign of respect and sincere love ". he's favorite animal is a donkey.
Is that JD?, oh yes it is.
by wababa May 7, 2022
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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
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JD

Cool,chill loving amazing friend he Is always there for you he's cool and funny
by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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JD

The act of fingering a girl so hard that you cause too much friction, and your fingers set on fire. It is common courtesy to finish the job before extingushing youself.
Josh was so into kelly, that he got a bit to excited, went a bit to fast, and caused a JD. He did the right thing and carried on though.
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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JD
by xDgamerplayz September 30, 2022
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