The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
Get the tissue issues mug.See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.
Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?
by ke6isf October 22, 2004
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by girlwithdaddyisusses August 31, 2018
Get the Daddy issues mug.For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.
Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
by sj_stock November 9, 2012
Get the Standard Issue mug.Short for the International Secondary School of Eindhoven, the ISSE is a school mostly run by students due to the idiocy, stupidity, and authorative failure of its teachers, and also the lack of respect the students have towards them. Abundant with drug users and dealers the ISSE is a great school to slack off in for most of high-school. With school organized pre-proms in local bars where drink is abundant, and teachers themselves admitting to drug use the school is fucked up to say the least. This school is also the origin of the term edu.
Ex. One
-in the ISSE lunchroom-
Student 1: "Dude what was the homework for today again? I forgot to do it yesterday because i was so high from smoking edu..."
Student 2: "Fuck it man, the teacher wont care anyway because he probably was too! xD"
Student 1: "Too true man, now lets go roll us a joint"
Ex. Two
-typical after lesson talk at the ISSE-
Student 1: "Dude i swear the teacher was high as fuck this lesson, she kept laughing randomly!!"
Student 2: "Yea she's like always like that man, im thinkin its either speed, crack, or ALOT of edu"
-in the ISSE lunchroom-
Student 1: "Dude what was the homework for today again? I forgot to do it yesterday because i was so high from smoking edu..."
Student 2: "Fuck it man, the teacher wont care anyway because he probably was too! xD"
Student 1: "Too true man, now lets go roll us a joint"
Ex. Two
-typical after lesson talk at the ISSE-
Student 1: "Dude i swear the teacher was high as fuck this lesson, she kept laughing randomly!!"
Student 2: "Yea she's like always like that man, im thinkin its either speed, crack, or ALOT of edu"
by thecrimsonking November 2, 2010
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