Guardus Inturuptus

That moment that happens when a security guard interrupts a sexual act.

Dude, Cindy and I were totally going at it and all of a sudden, Guardus Inturuptus, and we had to get out of the parking lot fast.

by DarthBear March 15, 2021

Incognito Intruder

Referring to the suspicious imposter of the among us crew ship.

` Bro I think Jeremy is the Incognito Intruder `

by EclipseAdminTay August 5, 2021

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability. EXAMPLE
• A weirdo that stalks your phone while you’re asleep.

Hypocritical Intruders should just disappear from this world, they’re nothing but a nuisance.

by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability.
EXAMPLE:
• A weirdo that stalks your device at night when you’re asleep.

Hypocritical Intruders are massive morons that are nothing but a nuisance, they should disappear from this world.

by dylanhatesweirdos March 21, 2026