insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

Insulting

Hey, yeah.

Hym "I'll stop insulting your ✌️✊️✌️✊️intelligence✌️✊️✌️✊️ The second you acknowledge I'm being recorded and harassed and then the money that has been earned off of my back is deposited into account that I have exclusive access to and I am credited with my contributions. And EVEN THEN... It's still less! You suck you fucking assholes. S. U. C. K. SUCK. Fucking bums. You want YOU and that assholes I'm surrounded by to sit here and THINK FOR ME for the rest off my life as you relegate me into a life that is several orders of magnitude worse than the one I would have if you were not obstructing me. UNDER FALSE PRETENSES I MIGHT ADD. I'm not being pro-semite. My views on women have no relationship to whether or not I get to receive credit for my contributions and IF THEY DO I am not a full citizen on any real capacity and you can eat a dick! A big ole' fat floppy retard cock right in you mouth you retarded bitch! They are literally trying to think for me (actively and as a form of overt societal control) and trap me in a gas station! Get fucked Jew-bitch! This is exactly WHY Hitler! Why Hitler? THIS! This is why that shit happens."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Pike (insult)

A word used to insult someone in a seemingly jokey way, but actually meaning it very much.

Pike (insult)
Person 1: You’re a pike
Person 2: haha
Person 1: literally tho, you’re a twat

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Herboral insults

Herboral insults are insults made up by the famous "Jack-Delany-Barnes" who is also in the dictionary. some of his most famous insults are: "You morbid carrot" "You lethargic onion" "You psychotic tomato" and 32 more at this time. he is very well known and worships the dratatusk

"Im going to tell you a Herboral insults. You lethargic onion."

by Level 100 sigma February 22, 2024