Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 07, 2022

Devil’s inch

The act of pulling on your balls from behind giving you that extra inch.

As she longed for it to go deeper, she gave a firm tug to give her that extra devil’s inch.

by Boogdog January 31, 2019

The Vicious Inch

A sex move where a male with a small penis aggressively and repeatedly penetrates the female.

I gave her 'The Vicious Inch'.
The what?
You know, in and out dead quick.

by slipperydingus August 19, 2015

Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 02, 2009

getting inched

When someone cuts off your penis for punishment or entertainment purposes.

Getting inched is my favorite thing to do when I'm with my uncle. He thought he wouldn't be gay if I didn't have a penis.

by Unmolested November 12, 2018

Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

by GoodinBed March 30, 2023

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020