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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
by Intellectual_badass_007 December 15, 2009
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Average Intelligence

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.
That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.
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Intellexual

The type of relationship shared between two acquaintances who enjoy sharing stimulating intellectual discussions to the point of simultaneous Intellectual Orgasm.
Jeremy: "John and I had a marvellous discussion on Consequentialism last night, we both had an Intellectual Orgasm."
Henry: "What are you, gay?"
Jeremy: "No, we are Intellexual."
by ChodoGaggins April 26, 2010
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Intellectual Clone

A person who only repeats what they've heard, making it sound like their own opinion. A person who does not do their own research, and who remains unwilling to get up off their ass and do more than just talk and speculate. Synonym: Poser
People who dis Michael Moore
People who dis the True Left
by Torey June 30, 2004
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intellectual

A grown-up nerd.

(It must be noted that--typically--the burgeoning intellectual may/will suffer his/her nadir of social popularity between the age(s) of 12-21. However, after pubescence, everybody realizes how very interesting they (i.e. the intellectuals) are b/c they (i.e. the intellectuals) chose to stay inside, cultivating a personality, while the rest of the general population was drunkenly scrambling to remove their clothes.)
Being an intellectual, Tim M. Fenton used "The Dark Knight Returns" as the basis for his thesis on the influence of genre fiction in 1980's American literature.
by The Mad Stork March 1, 2010
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Ghetto Intelligence

Someone who may not inherently be academically intelligent, but possesses the knowledge necessary to successfully survive in a ghetto, hood, or otherwise rough environment or community.
You drove around that way with California tags, that's why your tires got slashed.

How did you know that they'd slash my tires?

Ghetto intelligence.
by BigDaddyDefinitions September 6, 2019
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Intellectual Badass

The proper term for a 'nerd'; someone with a high IQ and a broad vocabulary; nowadays commonly accompanied by a kickass body plus a pair of glasses.
Tommy: "Hey, have you seen Vea today?"
Etic: "That intellectual badass is around here someplace."
by Xenon-Vixen December 16, 2010
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