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India Tic Syndrome

This is a recently discovered psychological illness which is starting to update the prognosis in the mental health journals today. It is an illness common mostly in America and is on the rise today.

This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
Dude ! You got a Dell ! Be sure you download the India Tic Syndrome anti-virus program ! It's free, From dell !! lol !!!
by jeffbo July 27, 2009
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India Sache’

A real ass cool ass chick that say what she mean and mean wtf she say. She is built Ford tough but is soft for her babies and real G’s and genuine people. Dont get it twisted tho cuz thru that cool ass real ass fine ass exterior is a BEASTY BUISNESS PERSON…also the bouj-ghetto definition of a true sexy, charming, smart and loving Goddess.
In a world full of straight up cappers, fuck boys, fake ass frienamies and whack ass karens, be more like an India Sache’. U cant go wrong with her cuz she as real as it can get.
by India Sache’ November 23, 2021
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India happened

It refers to the phenomenon wherein the students studying under the Indian Education System undergo mental changes, which affect the thinking process of them. For example, when a student wishes to become an artist or a musician but then he/she has to take up science because of the Indian parents' and society's backward mentality.
Avinash wanted to become a professional artist, but then India happened and he couldn't become one.
by anonymous-savior February 2, 2022
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India Angel Gray

the coolest you will ever meet
my best friend in the WHOLE world
beautiful
amazing
overall great person
nice
caring
loyal
godess
sexy ass bitch
India Angel Gray is the most amazing person EVER.
by Cate Karr February 26, 2010
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india style

Method of excreting waste in which one places ones feet on top of the toilet seat and then, in a squatting position, drops bombs on your moms. This method is recommeded if the toilet seat is excessively sweaty gandha.
That Amsterdam airport toilet was sooooo sweaty gandha, I had to do it INDIA STYLE!!!
by Gotem's Bhai Sahib August 8, 2003
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India-rrhea

Another name of India including Bharat. this name was inspired by the normal practice of street shitting in India which is a symbol of pride for Indians
Arnab Bhosdwami is from India-rrhea
by Kufu987 November 4, 2019
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India-fire

if someone is a india-fire they are small and clingy and most likely to be brown aslo loud and funny. it can be used as a compliment or insult given the context it is used
wow she is such an india-fire
by iswallowwhales May 6, 2018
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