IKEA

The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world

And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.

Well where do you wanna eat then?

No you decide

“Other food places” “more other food places”

No not any of those

WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS

you are right! I love you!

(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)

by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019

Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

IKEA

An IKEA is a furniture store from Sweden,

IKEA has good food

by Melfan222 April 19, 2024

IKEA

I Know Every Assemble

I am confident of my DIY skills because IKEA.

by AbBygz May 15, 2023

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019