*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**
by anonymous September 11, 2023
Get the Ikea Hot Dogs mug.When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
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When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
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Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.
Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."
by colevonrich July 12, 2022
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by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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