Israeled

When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.

"They took my home and killed me"
"Ahh yes, You've been Israeled"

by Dr. Palestine January 25, 2024

Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"

Palestine is Israeled.

by 3exmachina December 26, 2023

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.

Am ISRAELED Chai.

by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023

Israeled

Horrific victimization.

You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.

by Reality Joe December 29, 2023

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews

Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.

by k1ked1ke January 16, 2024