immaculate heart

an all-girls, catholic high school in the hollywood hills, that may have a bad rap, but filled with totally hot chicks.

whoa! dude, did you just see that totally hot girl from immaculate heart? she was blazing hot!

by cubs1988 August 31, 2007

immature

someone who cannot control their emotional behavior

Some people can act immature when they feel they are attacked.

by Gerard Irick March 24, 2010

immaculate child

when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.

Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."

by miss pimp muffin January 7, 2005

Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.

My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!

by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.

Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!

by Another Apostle March 20, 2009

immaturation

the process of becoming immature

by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.

by kris takahashi August 26, 2009