IMMOGBNR

An acronym coined by Dinosaur Comic writer Ryan North, meaning "I Miss My Old Girlfriend, But Not Really." It is to be used when you "want to communicate the nostalgia you have for an old girlfriend when you're dating someone who's way better, but you still sometimes miss her."

Man, Shaniqua is really great, but IMMOGBNR.

by Brett (Nrbelex) May 27, 2008

Immortal

People who see the world differently. Immortals see the mistakes of mortals, who are people who for example, promote war, ignore poverty, abuse drugs, promote violence and see no point in life. This term of immortals has nothing to do with mystical creatures or immortality, it is simply a clear cut between the idiots of humanity and those who help others as much as themselves. Immortals see the cracks in the system of the world such as law and the government. They do not see differences in people but people as a whole.

The following defines an immortal very well:

"Here's to all the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes -
the ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules

and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them
disagree with them,

quote them, disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things."

- Jack Kerouac

Gandhi

Jack Kerouac

Mortal: "Hey man, lets go trash that nerd!"
Immortal: "F@#k you..." *walks away

by Raysta01 July 25, 2009

immoral oral

The act of performing or receiving oral sex while on the phone with your boyfriend or girlfriend, and acting as though it is a normal conversation.

I got some immoral oral while i was at Jane's house last night, and my girl didn't know a thing.

by Jusanigathatlovetities May 11, 2012

Immortality

Immortality is defined as the indefinite continuation of a person's existence even after death. In other words, it is a never-ending existence, regardless of whether or not the body dies. I mean, it is the state of being able to live perpetually. -Emeasoba George

Immortality is synonymous with eternity.

by Emeasoba George April 15, 2018

Immoral

Someone who would be whatever religion some girls is to please them and have a chance of being with them

That desperate guy is immoral

by @correct November 19, 2019

IMHO

"In my humble opinion", but is actually used to say "Fuck you I'm right".

"You should take your car to Jiffy Lube instead IMHO." translates to "Fuck you, Jiffy Lube is the better service, and I'm right about that"

by xenoterracide September 17, 2021

Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021