A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day
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Get the i have given suck mug.something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")
can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"
"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
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White person: It's ok, I have black friends.
Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
White person: It's ok, I have black friends.
Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.
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