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Human suffering

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind
Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.
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the design is very human

Misspelling of “the design is very humane”. Comes from the Chinese TikToker @humg….0 (formerly @hmg….4) known for making *very* inhumane, unnecessarily cruel inventions that lead to the mutilation and destruction of mannequins. The tagline is used in every video. When used as slang, it is a response to overly complex concepts/contraptions
Here is a contraption I made to prevent snoring. The design is very human.
*cue video of mannequin getting decapitated*
by Rhythm Heaven March 5, 2023
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Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!
" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.
by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016
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Human

A fictional race of Argonimorphic apes, presented in books, movies, tales and in the real life. Humans are warm-blooded, soft-skinned, flat-faced, ugly mammals, who tent to make things that are beautiful ugly. The apes are rather unintelligent (the average intelligence quotient is 100), their main obsessions are domination, copulation (population over 6.600.000.000 and is still growing, it probably will until the apes run out of food, this obsession can also leads to deviations, which is some sort of a psyche decease or highly dangerous side effect), social integration (the more friends they have - the better it is). They are treacherous, best not to trust them. The aggression level is so high that they can't get on without killing each other, every excuse is good to start a military conflict, or at least humiliate the opposing side and show one's domination over the other side. Also, humans are very weird, for example, in a face to face contact to communicate you have not only use words, but also mimics, gesticulation and the so called, overall "body language". All in all, they have a tendency for over expression of their feelings, yet sometimes they seem to have no real feelings at all or have extremely shallow feelings. Some of them also believe in "faith", which is a thing that serves as an excuse for their mistakes and wrong life decisions. Most of the human governments, if not all of them, are Kleptocratic.

Humans also have very weird sense of beauty, they consider ugly things (for example: snow mountains) as "breath taking". In most cases they can't even use the simplest logic. Paradoxically, everything in their life must be in a perfect order, everything must have a number, a name, every single item has its very own place in their homes, work places or wherever. They also like lots of entertainment and they can't remain serious when required. It is also worth noticing that in the human societies the Emotional Quotient (also known as EQ, also known as inter personal intelligence or emotional intelligence) is far more important than the actual Intelligence Quotient, in other words: it's better if you are charming than if you are intelligent. Humans have created over 3.000 languages and there are more than two hundred countries. The reason why humans don't want to unite is unknown, although they use excuses such as "culture", "languages" and few other things. In human societies being cynical is perceived as a disadvantage, a bad element of personality. Humans are also very ignorant and arrogant.

A very good example of their ignorance is fiction they create. For some unknown reasons they think that other sentient races - if they, of course, exist, are exactly same as them. A perfect example of this are the fan-made Argonian related modifications for the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, where humans are showing their lack of most basic knowledge and logical reasoning by mistaking reptiles with mammals et cetera.

The only hope for stopping this madness is the nuclear weapons arsenal, which is possessed by some countries, such as Pakistan, India, France, United States, China, United Kingdom or Russia.

Note: This is not a sarcastic entry.
You piece of human!
by Tekeeus March 21, 2008
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No Humans Involved

In the 1980s of America, police in LA used to refer to the murders of prostitutes, gang members, and drugs addicts (majority black and in poverty) as NHI, "No Humans Involved." This attitude is still prevalent today.
"Put that file at the bottom of the stack. It's just an NHI (No humans involved)" -LA Police
by Alatti April 15, 2016
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human

Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?
by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005
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Humanity

1: the living end.
2: a walking disease.
3: beyond good and evil.
4: the flesh that never rests.
"My hatred for humanity has reached an all time high."
The Berzerker - February
by Nagiroth August 12, 2005
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