car hummer

A blow job that occurs in a car.

We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

Double Nut Hummer

The most profound blowjob ever, resulting in the male cumming twice. Once in the females mouth and once down her throat. This signature move must be performed by an expert with little to no gag reflex as coughing and choking may occur on the second load. Those with stronger gag reflexes may choose to paint their face with the second shot.

Dude, my girl hooked me up with the most wicked "Double Nut Hummer" today!

You are so lucky man, I wish I had a girl that could make me nut twice in one blowjob.

by lrhski January 22, 2012

hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

by Richie January 27, 2004

hammerstank

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.

Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!

by Paul Norris June 4, 2007

mama hummer

An oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. Usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as Bugaboo. Like an SUV, but for little kids.

Watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they'll run you down if you don't get out of the way!

by tonedebone November 19, 2010

ghost hummer

When a ghost gives you a blowjob.

Yo, I was gonna go trick or treating but this ghost bitch gave me a dope ghost hummer.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014