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habbo hotel

A hotel which, despite having 7000 peopel online at a time, still only has two cars in the car park. It's a pixellated hotel, you have your own avatar called a habbo and you walk around talking to people. Most of the rooms are; beauty contests, trade rooms, race rooms, beauty salons and mafias. The moderators are called Hobbas and the majority of them have their heads jammed firmly up their arses. Censor words that aren't even rude, such as "mouseindustries", "sonicmouse" and "freewebs" for no apparent reason. Teenagers buy ridiculously overpriced fake furniture for their fake rooms with real money. They charge you £2.50 per blinking month so you can wear special clothes that everyone else who's stupid enough to waste money on Habbo Club is wearing.
www.habbohotel.com

Great if you are a loner/rich as hell/all of the above.
by Kay March 20, 2004
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Tokio Hotel

Tokio Hotel ˈtoːkio hoˈtɛl is a German band founded in Magdeburg, Germany in 2001 by guitarist Tom Kaulitz, singer Bill Kaulitz, drummer Gustav Schäfer, and bassist Georg Listing. The quartet has scored four number one singles and has released two number one albums in their native Germany, selling nearly 5 million CDs and DVDs there. After recording an unreleased demo-CD under the name "Devilish" and having their contract with Sony BMG terminated, the band released their first German-language album, Schrei, as Tokio Hotel on Island Records in 2005. Schrei sold more than half a million copies worldwide and spawned four top five singles in both Germany and Austria. In 2007, the band released their second German album Zimmer 483 and their first English album Scream which have combined album sales of over one million copies worldwide and helped win the band their first MTV European Music Award for Best InterAct. The former, Zimmer 483, spawned three top five singles in Germany while the latter, Scream, spawned two singles that reached the top twenty in new territories such as Portugal, Spain and Italy. Their first live album, Zimmer 483 - Live In Europe, was released near the end of 2007. On March 25th, their English album Scream was released in Canada while the album was planned for release on April 29th, 2008 in the United States, but due to Bill Kaulitz's vocal problems, had to be postponed to May 6th.
Tokio Hotel is wicked cool! Have you listened to Scream or Ready, Set, Go! yet?
by Kimpa October 21, 2008
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Habbo Hotel

A crappy virtual with crappy graphics. Not only that the apperance sucks, but a few other things as well. For instance, you have to pay up to $50.00 dollars to buy up to 300 habbo coins that aren't real to buy crappy furni(furniture)that isn't even real! Now the people, these people will call you a n00b if you aren't HC(Habbo club). Then the people are report happy, they'll report you for nothing and last they want an e-boyfriend/e-girlfriend because they can't get one in real life. Wanna know what else? Habbo Hotel is full of pedophiles, that's right pedophiles! Then they have these people who block the pool because they think the pool has AIDS! I mean come on, the pool isn't even real it's just pixels so how can anyone catch AIDS from the internet?! Last but not least, none of the people can type, they type like crap! Habbo Hotel is the most GAYEST thing on Earth!
Habbo-dork4243: Z0MG!!!11!!!!11! 1 sp3n7 $100 f0r 600 c01nZ! 1 r1ch!!!111!!!!111

Person with a life: You're a lifeless loser that goes to Habbo Hotel...

Habbo-dork4243: 0MG u n008!1!!1 u jus7 j34l0us cuz 1 HC! 1 r3p0r7 u!1!1!1!1!1!
by xKMROXx May 13, 2007
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Hotel Mario

A great game with well designed art and is used for ytps cdi link is another game alike to this masterpiece check it out!
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic gay Luigi? — Famous hotel Mario quote
by Team Chaos February 6, 2019
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Neutral Milk Hotel

"As in regards to Neutral Milk Hotel...their first album was better."
by Outta Hand December 18, 2008
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habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual chatroom where you make a character and talk to other Habbos.
I think Habbo's okay if you're not TOO addicted to it and if you know what you're doing.
Even though it's probably the safest chatroom out there, you should still keep your personal details to yourself.
The problem is, there's way too many child pretadors out over the web today so you really don't know who the heck you're talking to...
For instance; A Habbo that appears to be a 14 year old girl may be a 30 year old man..
But most of all, NEVER give out your Email to someone else because you can't trust ANYBODY over the internet and anyone can find out where you live. (Unless you know them in life of course)
And remember, just because you're over the internet you can't just say anything you want
people have feelings online too :)
Stay safe and have fun on Habbo, and over the web :))
Habbo Hotel is okay if you know what you're doing.
by Linahh June 29, 2006
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habbo hotel

A virtual chatroom in which the implementation is somewhat questionable (you can often try to enter rooms and just get kicked back to the frontpage with no error message.), and nowadays 99% of the time, if you enter a room;

- 80% chance of there being an actual constructed queue system
- 80% chance of that queue being stuffed with losers who have nothing better to do, and remain there even if the owner treats them like shit.
- 85% chance of getting kicked while in that queue;
--- 60% chance that it's just on their own whim.
--- 40% chance it's because they see it as the most convenient way to move their 'friend' up in the queue.
--- 40% chance that if you return and ask why you were ejected, you'll get ejected again because they don't want to be shown up as a power abuser.


Those considering this place, I can only suggest you check out Furcadia, which is similar, and more importantly, has (primitive but reasonably powerful) scripting, and doesn't force you to pay for furniture. You might think the fur thing is weird, but it's nothing compared to the contents of Habbo Hotel.
Me: Does anyone here speak english?
Habbo: wtf!!1111
Me: Well, at least I'm almost at the front of the queue now.
You have been ejected.
Me (returning): What was that for?
You have been ejected.
by Snuffkin February 4, 2005
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