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Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
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Hoomer

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."
by dots4dickn February 2, 2022
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Smelly Pirate Hooker

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
by shoelessloons September 20, 2010
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hooker hot

A girl that is attractive, but in a slutty kind of way. A low level porn star, great body, okay face, someone that you would definitely sleep with, but probably wouldn't want to introduce to your mother.
Man, look at that chick's tits! She is hooker hot!
by Jwblack6 July 23, 2007
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hookerflap

a "hooker" or "prostitiute" with a wide open/over used vagina. Resulting in a flap.
man you can tell the chick's a hookerflap!
by jonsaysrawr February 1, 2010
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Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010
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hooter hug

When a girl with big boobs (hooters) gives you a hug with her boobs in your face and her arms around your head tightly.
Naomi just gave me a hooter hug! I couldnt breathe!
by unshaved pubes February 25, 2011
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