horned

I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.

Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.

by Thetruth82 November 16, 2010

hooed

to get really drunk...

I got hooed last night and slept with my sister.

by be rad December 24, 2007

hoonda

A Honda vehicle that has been modified for drift racing.

Popular Hoondas are S2000s and NSXs because these are the only Honda sports cars that are Rear-Wheel Drive, a requirement for drifting.

Did you see the entry angle that Hoonda was getting? Sick!

by VisNyliss September 18, 2013

hooped

Can't be bothered, Can't be assed

As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"

by James Macleod May 17, 2006

hooked up

1. get "perks"; as applied to college athletes;

2. have connections; for getting preferential treatment

1. The college students got "hooked up" and all received mopeds to cruise around campus

2. He was "hooked up" and could get into the movies free.

by Jan Winning September 26, 2005

French Horned

Deep anal fisting. Typically to the elbow.

I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

horned

To viciously ram an object or person from the back with little to no warning.

Andrew horned his car into Nico's.
Andrew fucked Nico from the back.

by Tomtay January 2, 2012