I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019

Honestivity

Having the qualities of being honest

I am putting more Honestivity in my life and releasing the negativity.

by Ms.Katz March 26, 2024

dicks out honest

super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.

if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.

by dynamix18 November 4, 2019

Honest

Getting forced to do a smile contest to someone.

u: Heyyyyy my big boi, do you want stop lying?
ur friend: sure thing motherfucker
(u and ur friend being honest by smile each other for a very fucking long time!)

by w10f 🐺 April 20, 2023

Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

honest Abe on the rocks

When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice

“Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks”

by Oogabooganooedjd February 10, 2024

Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016