helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017

Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.

I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!

by BigDNash January 24, 2019

helmet wearing window licker

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard

That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

by Setfu777 March 25, 2021

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Bumpy Helmet

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.

"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."

by Fergloch August 25, 2010

Knife Helmet

A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.

Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."

Chris: "How you feeling?"

Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."

by CL Dabo October 24, 2012

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012