Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty

"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

by michaelislit December 8, 2018

x-ray hearing

When you can hear through things.
ie: walls, people, objects

Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.

What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.

by long&lengthy November 30, 2010

heating

crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual

quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma

by gangstafred March 24, 2011

Jack Hemmings

Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.

Coll: i wanna sit on top of Jack Hemmings.
5sosfam: word.

by Dalylabeanxx June 12, 2018

hemmingway

(1) An alcoholic
(2) To become intoxicated, usually on box wine

When my girlfriend dumped me, I went Hemmingway for three days straigt

by themroxfordbobby January 7, 2004

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

hemmingway

The greatest writer of the 20th century.

You wish that you were half the man Hemmingway was.

by apocalypse5 August 29, 2008