Dick In A Haystack
It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.
Dick In A Haystack by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018
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