Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020
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The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!
He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.
by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017
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A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.
Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!
by The OG ReZ July 7, 2017
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A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.

The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."

"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.
Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!
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Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy April 27, 2016
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A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.
I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.
by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017
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