Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake

"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025

Hawaiian Igloo

Where to shove a pineapple up someone’s anus (green side down)

i gave that bitch a hawaiian igloo last night

by zapheil June 21, 2023

hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.

Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted

by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down

Cockade lava Hawaiian volcano

by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016

hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 10, 2021

Hawaiian nightcap

The mini bottle (50 ml) of Jagermeister, stored inside one's pillowcase for when you wake up in the middle of the night and need an extra drink to get back to sleep.

I woke up for a midnight shit and couldn't fall back asleep, so I fished in my pillowcase until I found the Jager, downing the tiny bottle for a little Hawaiian Nightcap.

by Robert Chunks January 10, 2018