soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.

Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."

by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007

Handy sanitizer

A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer

by CamCordr December 30, 2021

Handy Hoe

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.

Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.

by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008

Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

come in handy

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

by dballs15 June 29, 2009

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 22, 2021