by Ash2meowth July 11, 2016
Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008
by Marty October 23, 2003
A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.
You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!
by Mary Booker June 20, 2008
The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
by White Couple January 03, 2016
n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected
-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.
by futz! September 08, 2008