Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Hoilet

To be a clown; to be amusement for everyone else.

Piss on ya toilet...
Niggas be hoilet!

by npgy November 30, 2019

Hoiland

Act of oral sex on butthole regardless of preexisting hygienic condition

I gave this girl a hoiland and she shit spackled my chin

by Choochyface May 14, 2018

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

Hoimaster

A respectful way to say hello to your superior

Hoimaster senpai.

by Hoimaster the Second June 30, 2019

Boob Hoist

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

Hoiting

A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.

"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"

by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010