Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

Tony Hawk'ing it

When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat

Where the hell is my poop?

*Looks under the seat*

Oh, there it is, i Tony Hawk'ed it.

*calls friend"

Dude, I pooped and I managed Tony Hawk'ing it!!!

by Hruder 2.0 May 30, 2009

hawkish

Overly strict or predatory.

The company's policy to encourage co-worker snitching created a stressful and hawkish work environment.

by nightlights January 8, 2016

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.

That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

by Conley9 September 28, 2009

hawkwind

Genre transending acid rock band from North London. Formed late in 1969 by Dave Brock under the title Band X, they are still one of the most influential underground rock acts in the world. Past members inclde Ian 'Lemmy' Kilmister, Robert 'Starfighter' Calvert and Ginger 'I used to be in Cream' Baker.

Listern to the following
Space Ritual (1972)
PXR5 (1979)
Chronical Of The Black Sword (1985)
Love In Space (1999)

by Black Flag February 4, 2004

hawkeyed

To be intoxicated to a severe extent.

I came home all hawkeyed last night.

by Obisidian June 23, 2009

Jim Hawkins

a character from the popular children's book, "Treasure Island". also a nickname for someone who wears their hair in a low pony-tail, held with a luxuriant red ribbon.

JOHN- look as that tink over there with the pony-tail johns!
TAM- I see him alrite! Pure Jim Hawkins style!

by Jim Hawkins November 15, 2006